Author page: Gabe Owners

Hi, I’m Gabe Owners—local leader-ish, part-time motivational speaker (by accident), and full-time candidate for something in Tightsqueeze, Virginia.

I launched this blog to share my thoughts, ideas, campaign updates, and occasional sandwich reviews. My political platform includes big goals like pothole forgiveness, free Wi-Fi for confused grandparents, and a 24/7 hotline for emotionally overwhelmed voters (and candidates).

I believe in transparency, community, and standing tall—even if I forget why I stood up in the first place. Whether I’m speaking at a town hall, misidentifying vegetables at a farmer’s market, or holding victory rallies at the wrong event—you can count on me to Own It.™

GABE OWNERS 2030 — Own It (Once We Find Out What It Is)