Gabe Owners joins a national protest by accident—thinking it was about massages. Still confused. Still committed. #OwnIt2030
Gabe Owners attempts to connect with voters at the farmers market, but ends up in a standoff with a cucumber.
Gabe Owners declares victory at a potluck, delivers a speech with the wrong cake, and thanks his gas station cashier. Just another day on the campaign trail.
Gabe Owners kicks off his 2030 campaign in classic confusion, complete with dancing, sandwiches, and mysterious slogans.